Pick up a few cream pies and you’re all set for the Stooges marathon.

Candles are easier to care for than canaries. Also, candles won’t crap on your new sweater.

Leave these in the guest bathroom as a vaguely ominous reminder to leave the air as you found it.

Share your Halloween spirit with the neighbors, but maybe take down the Jack-O-Lantern flag.

Makes your desserts look ghastly, even when they’re from the bakery.

Stirring a Sex On The Beach with a skull swizzle stick makes it instantly less lame.

If he only had a brain.

I vant to mark your seat.

Perfect to light the keys of your pipe organ, or to illuminate your spooky meatloaf.

Low stress project for high-impact decorating.

You want an impressive pumpkin display, but don’t want to deal with the pumpkin guts.

Your wine collection makes lovely wall art. Also a graphic take on your alcoholism.

These rocks keep your drink cold without diluting it. Kind of cool, if you can stomach the invariable “on the rocks” jokes that will ensue.

Tightly packed nylon bristles hold your keys right on the wall, leaving you more time to look for your wallet on the way out the door.

Ideally, you’d get rid of the clutter. But putting it in boxes that make a statement is close enough.

These clever straps take a pile of magazines and make them into a stool or even a side table.

Now you can finally admit that you enjoy Playboy for more than just the articles.

You’ll probably still dry your bras in the bathroom, but at least now he can just remove a single hanger from the shower curtain rod.

via Kirtsy

A mini bar that’s also a side table. Is it weird to use this as a nightstand?

Via Uncrate

Your stuff will be right where you left it, unless this thing swallows it.

Use them to make a cake, or to serve up ice cream. Who knew that was a serving size?

Keep your hard boiled eggs in this caddy and you won’t have to spend time spinning eggs on the counter to determine their edibility.

If you have more than four rolls of wrapping paper, you have a problem.